If you'd like to get devoured by the mass of zombies during the march, keep this simple guideline in mind:
Note how the absence of duct tape equals not getting devoured.
So if you'll be waiting along the route in the hopes of getting devoured, please try to make it obvious that that's what you want by sporting a huge duct-tape X on your shirt, so we don't pass you by. (It's likely to be crowded and you might be overlooked, so keep running ahead of us until we see you.)
No obvious markings and we're going to ignore you. Just to be safe.
On May 25, 2007, the Dead will indeed walk the streets of Downtown Memphis. Keep checking this space for updates.
The Official Zombie March Route
Thursday, May 24, 2007
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